The astrological breakdown on Miley and Liam’s split. Can we blame the stars? Partially :)
Sagittarius and Capricorns may compliment one another, but they’re certainly not a classic match. Because Miley’s Venus and Mars are in earth and water and Liam’s are in fire and air, there’s definitely an attraction. At the end of the day however, this is a breakup in the column for “opposites attract but may not stick … forever.” TBD. With Uranus and Neptune part of their interconnected cosmic web, part of what defines their relationship is mystery, upheaval and the unexpected. Oh, the drama!
Guess my Sun Sign?! It’s a familiar assumption that astrologers “should” be able to guess Sun signs just based on meeting a person. Honestly, I think a person who knew less about astrology that I do would have better luck. Between the Rising sign, the Midheaven and planets in the 1st House, we astrologers are picking up on a lot of information. Also, being an astrologer is not the same thing as being a psychic. We read symbols off a chart and then use our knowledge of the planets and the relationships between them to do a reading. In any case, I’m always up for a challenge. I went to the Buzzfeed headquarters, observed and questioned employees and made my best guess. Yes, sometimes I got lucky, sometimes I mistakenly thought they were the sign that was rising (i.e. I guessed the Cancer was a Leo, but she was a Leo Rising!), and sometimes I utterly failed. Video coming out soon, so help me God.
Performing stand-up with the other Rebels of Comedy, Friday night July 19th at Sycamore Tavern in Hollywood. The vegan buffalo cauliflower is to die for. RSVP to me and get 25 percent off your next reading. That’s how much it means to have a supportive crowd!
$10 tickets at 323/377-5550 or $12 at the door. Do the math.
Astrology can be funny! So can dating people with “real jobs.” Come here bits about life in Los Angeles as a writer / actor / comic / astrologer / tarot reader / nanny. Get yo’ tix here: http://flc.cc/FYVWVSG (what a fun-looking link, come on!) :)
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Enter the next decade (or year!) with a celestial road map that can tell you - and all your friends - what the solar winds are blowing your direction. Yes, you’re still navigating the ship, but even a slight shift in perception can greatly impact where you end up… it’s also supremely fun for a close-knit gathering of conscious, open-minded friends that are ready to replace beer pong with a party game of the cosmic kind.
Missed my last show? Dark matter and comedy material is infinite (and totally theoretical) when the Milky Way is involved. Come join my table for my first booking at the ICE HOUSE in Pasadena. Stage 2.
$15 Cover. 21 & Up. To guarantee seating, call for tickets in advance at 323/377-5550
GREAT FOOD, FULL BAR, FREE STREET PARKING.
The Lords of Manifestation - Jupiter and Saturn - are under the master’s microscope for a weekend in San Diego with Evolutionary Astrologer and modern-day Merlin Steven Forrest. My mom (the Astrologer’s Mother!) will be attendance as well. I’ll return with a greater understanding of these two planets and how they weave their very different energies into your chart and your life. The tension of opposites, indeed!
What: A Brunch with a Bunch of Creative Professional Seeking Celestial Wisdom for 2019!
When: February 10th, 2019 at 12:30 PM
Why should you care? It’s a fun idea, and an economic way to get a bunch of charts read at a fraction of the cost (yes, it won’t be QUITE as comprehensive as the one-on-one hour reading, but it’s amazing the amount of information one can get out in 20 minutes).
Consider it an event!
The “global leaders in social entertainment” want readings and who are we to stop them? A palm reader, a tarot reader and an astrology dice roller are taking on 150 guests for their PEEK INTO THE FUTURE event. I think we’re spot on given the theme. Photos to follow!
Give the gift of cosmic connection with a Valentine’s Day reading for a loved one. From your love style to the type of partner that makes sense for the long haul, a deep dive into one’s natal chart can reveal some delightful insight about what makes someone tick in the romance department. Couples’ readings also available (where we compare two charts for compatibility). Don’t hesitate to email with any questions.
Happy (early) Valentine’s, lovers!
I’m back for the annual fright night in the wilds of San Diego. This is an incredibly busy time for readings … and couldn’t be happier to be booked by one of my favorite party planners on October 27th (which means I’m still free to celebrate on Halloween proper … so far).
When LA weather is a monolithic heat wave punctured by mist, it’s time to shake things up. The Astrologer’s Daughter is bringing her own show to a local news station near you (think positive, think positive, think positive). The good, bad and bananas of what the planets are up to … and what you can do to navigate the celestial currents! Stay tuned to the luckiest station in the world. In the meantime, tune into instantly accessible “instagram live” stories shot in my very own studio.
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
― John Lennon
Heading to Borrego Springs for Master Class with evolutionary astrologist Steven Forrest (author of foundational astrological classics: The Inner Sky, The Changing Sky and Skymates). Part of a good astrology reading in creating stories -- especially when it comes to the Moon's Nodes. It's not so important (or even possible) that the facts are true, but learning to tell a story that is emotionally resonant is what opens the gateway to self-awareness and healing of all that various rifts we work so hard to hold together in the psyche. If that sounds too complicated, it means it's a very good thing I'm going to this workshop:)
Heading to Calistoga to deepen my understanding of the role of "progressed planets" in one's natal chart. Someone's gotta do it.